May 2013
“The entire world is falling apart because nobody will admit that they are wrong.”
– Donald Miller, Blue Like Jazz (via firstinversion)
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voldemortsblog:
bloodandgutsinhighschool:
cleargummibears:
santahale:
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award
Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.
Leonardo DiCaprio...
sheercompulsion:
sheercompulsion:
i hate the fucking playoffs
ok i lied i love the fucking playoffs
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April 2013
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theeverydaygoth:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
They’re called people with vaginas.
Reblog if you're Single.
rockwithyous:
clarrissamorgenstern:
Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother
11 million
12 million…
Even tumblr people won’t date me *sigh*
13 fucking million, i swear if none of you at least asks me for my number im out of here
hershpa:
you know what’s not fair
normally when people get debilitating stomach cramps and fevers, they stay home from work or school for a day or two
but then you get your period and you’re expected to pOWER THROUGH IT LIKE A WOMAN AND GET SHIT DONE ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF EVERY MONTH EVEN AS THE FLESH IS TORN FROM YOUR UTERUS AND PURGED IN RIVERS OF BLOOD FROM YOUR...
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maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
“If you love deeply, you’re going to get hurt badly. But it’s still worth it.”
– C.S Lewis (via electric-wish)
not everyone with an eating disorder: is skinny
not everyone with an eating disorder: goes to hospital
not everyone with an eating disorder: gets diagnosed
not everyone with an eating disorder: is anorexic
not everyone with an eating disorder: goes to therapy
not everyone with an eating disorder: exercises
not everyone with an eating disorder: makes themselves sick
not everyone with an eating disorder: doesn't eat
not everyone with an eating disorder: calorie counts
not everyone with an eating disorder: only eats healthy foods
not everyone with an eating disorder: has fear foods
not everyone with an eating disorder: want to lose weight
not everyone with an eating disorder: is obsessed with being skinny
not everyone with an eating disorder: cries infront of food
^ Thank god for this.
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relax: nopityfitness: Fruit has no protein.Debate... →
nopityfitness:
rejennerate:
nopityfitness:
Fruit has no protein.
Debate over.
If fruit had no protein, it would not be made of cells. Actually, fruit contains the necessary ratio of amino acids for dietary sufficiency, according to the <a href=”http://www.fao.org/docrep/003/AA040E/AA040E00.htm“> FAO/WHO/UNU’s…
^ When people who don’t lift try to talk about health.
“This means...
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salaamender:
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
jasminedeadly:
coming to terms that my thighs are never going to be slim like I want them to be. I am always going to have thick thighs and I will look weird in shorts, yay life.
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
deanprincesster:
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
Journey to Perfection: hopefaithrhonda:... →
hopefaithrhonda:
kandieddubstep:
getreal-staycrazy:
deathtiel:
But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA
IT IS A BOOB HOLDER
IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS
THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE…
musermatt:
iamthepizzaslut:
YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
gayisnotasynonymforjalex:
she hit da floor (she hit da floor)
next thing ya know
shawty died
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
falling apart
crying inside
over thinking
ect
but
maybe
she’s just picturing porn in her head
fartgallery:
i wish i had a killer body
*suddenly my fingers turn into knives, my nipples become lasers, and my left leg turns into a crowbar*
yes…. this will do
